Fantasy Baking

Some people have their fantasy sports leagues and some have their alter egos in virtual world games. I am going to create Fantasy Baking. In my fantasy world, there will always be time for baking, since cakes would only take about 5 minutes to make and bake and the oven never needs preheated. You would open up your pantry and it would look like a supermarket, everything you need neatly lined up in little rows. Meringue would always form stiff peaks and cookies would never burn. I would have one giant baking machine with some really cool name that had about 500 attachments on it, so you never need to go searching in the bottom less pit drawer and you always have the right tool for the job. Everything you would bake would automatically be sugar and fat free, but taste like it just came from a French bakery. On top of everything, I would look like Cindy Crawford in my Baker Babe apron and thong (circa 1980s). Well, I hoped you enjoyed my little fantasy world because next time it is back to my bad baking, bad spelling and bad humor.